Okay, so, last night I had this, like, really weird dream. And, get this, it involved pigs. Lots of them. I figured, why not try to, you know, actually recreate it? I mean, how hard could it be, right?
The Setup
First, I needed to set the mood. I started by clearing out my living room. I mean, really clearing it out. I moved the couch, the coffee table, everything. I wanted a wide-open space, just like in my dream. It felt a little… empty, but it was a start.
Gathering the “Pigs”
Next, the main event: the pigs. Obviously, I couldn’t get real pigs. My apartment building would definitely not allow that, and honestly, I don’t even want to think about the mess. So, I improvised. I grabbed all the pink things I could find. Pink pillows, pink blankets, even a couple of pink t-shirts I almost forgot I owned. They were going to be my stand-in piggies.
- Pink fuzzy blanket: This was going to be the “mama pig.” It was the biggest.
- Two pink throw pillows: These were the “piglets.”
- A couple of crumpled pink t-shirts: These were, um, “sleeping piglets”? I don’t know, I was going with it.
Recreating the Dream
In my dream, the pigs were sort of… floating. Yeah, floating. I know, it sounds crazy. So, I tried to make my “pigs” float. I tossed the pillows in the air. They, uh, didn’t float. They just fell back down. Gravity, right? I also hold the blankets, then release my hand quickly, it fell down too. It’s a stupid idea.
The “Oink” Factor
And the last step, I closed my eyes and imitated the sound pigs make, I guess I should have been more serious, cause I’m not sure if it was successful, seems I just finish a silly experiment.
It wasn’t exactly like my dream, not even close, but it was… something. It was definitely the weirdest thing I’ve done all week, and hey, at least I got a good story out of it, right?
