Okay, so last night I had this crazy dream, and I just had to jot it down and share it. It started all normal, I guess. I found myself in this huge, open field, kinda like the ones you see in those nature documentaries. Sunshine, blue skies, the whole deal.
The Beginning
Initially I wandered around, it was peaceful. I remember seeing butterflies and some rabbits hopping about. Totally chill, right? I even laid down in the grass for a bit, just enjoying the quiet.
Things Turn Weird
Then, things started getting weird. I noticed a hawk circling overhead, which, okay, normal enough. But then it started to dive-bomb me! Not cool. I swatted at it, yelling, trying to shoo it away. It didn’t work. It just kept coming back, more aggressive each time.
- First encounter: Hawk dive-bombing. I’m dodging, not a happy camper.
- Second encounter: A herd of deer. Normally cute, but these guys charged!
Full-On Animal Attack
And it wasn’t just the hawk. Suddenly, EVERY animal around turned hostile. Those cute rabbits? Their eyes glowed red, and they started gnawing at my ankles. A whole herd of deer, which had been grazing peacefully nearby, lowered their antlers and charged at me. I’m talking full-on stampede!
I ran, obviously. What else do you do when a bunch of woodland creatures declare war? I sprinted through the field, dodging angry squirrels and what I swear was a very pissed-off badger. I even saw a fluffy little kitten hiss at me and try to scratch my face.
I ended up climbing a tree, hoping to get some safety. But even the tree seemed to be against me. The branches kept snapping, and I almost fell several times. The birds were still attacking, pecking at my head. Total nightmare fuel.
The Climax (or Lack Thereof)
Honestly, I don’t even remember how it ended. I think I woke up in a cold sweat, heart pounding. It was one of those dreams that just sticks with you, you know? Makes you look at your pet cat a little differently.
Anyway, that was my crazy animal attack dream. Had to share. Maybe I ate too much pizza before bed? Or maybe I need to lay off the nature documentaries for a while. Who can say? I don’t think to do anything about it,maybe it’s just a dream.
